one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
do you ever just want to scream “NO ONE FUCKING LIKES YOU” in someones face
(Source: pizzakitchensubban)
